Sarah Palin Reaches All Time Low

Starving for attention, now Sarah Palin has decided you use the old Dan Quayle trick (ineptitude) to get our attention 'cause that galdarned oil spill is overshadowing her spotlight. True to form, she had to take it further by likening herself to none other than William Shakespeare.

So, yes Sarah, you got my attention again. You have bottomed out. You can't get any lower. Every animal you've ever shot is far higher on the food chain than you are. It is truly DISTURBING that anyone can see merit in your existence on the American political scene.

You are truly the dumbdest, most stupidlike, idiotical Americation on the planetation.

It is not the fact that you used a word that doesn't exist (my five year old does that all the time). It's the fact that you defend your right to fuck up, claim authority to alter the English language, and compare yourself to a literary genius. Your name should never appear in the same sentence unless being used as an antonym.

Soon she will tell us that she is more righteous than the Dalai Lama, more selfless that Helen Keller, and more caring than Mother Teresa.

Sad thing is that there are Americanations who will believeth her.

Quotes from Dan Quayle:

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."


Quotes from Sarah Palin:

"I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a community organizer, except that you have actual responsibilities."

"I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. "

"I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't."

"I was trying to give Tina Fey more material. Job security for Saturday Night Live."

"They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan."

"Nucular."

"They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska."

HOLY SHIT. Time for DNA tests, I think they may be related? Inbreeding would certainly explainify some things. Maybe Quayle could be her running-mate. Wouldn't that be a bucket of fun! Wink, wink! Golly!

STUPID IS is STUPID DOES.