A Collection of Tweets

I recently hopped on the Tweeter bandwagon, and one of the parts I am enjoying most is some of the genuinely funny "Tweets". Thought in this post I'd share a few;

From Jack Nicholson:
'Life is NOT like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.'

From Steve Jobs: 

"I'm not sure what's worse: Being placed on the back of the "TIME 100" cover or being pictured next to Sarah Palin."

From Steve Jobs again: 
"Starting this summer, porn will be blocked from all Mac browsers. If you want smut, use Windows."

From Bruce Willis:
"Shit; trapped in office building with terrorists and ex wife."

From John Cleese:
"Yes, I know, I'm supposed to Twitter every day. But I'm too busy having my teeth stuck back in."

From Ra McGuire:
"INXS's "New Sensation" is now a Kraft salad dressing commercial. So, the Raise a Little Hell cracker thing isn't quite so embarrassing"

Thanks for the laughs everyone!